Swarm Theory on the Mind

Hello and welcome to the United States of America.  Here we believe in hard work, honesty, and capitalism... Hold a minute, wrong century. Let's try this: Hi, come on in, make yourself at home. If the fridge is empty just head on over to the neighbor's house and round up some grub. (They never lock their back door.)  For your entertainment we've got pirated videos and free music, which we downloaded while at work, using company time and bandwidth.  And don't worry if you make a mess, we've got illegal aliens who'll clean it up.  We could have hired the neighbor kids, but they know what to expect from an employer and would want a "reasonable" salary. ... I could go on, but I think you get the point.  If not, you are either a completely innocent person or you're part of the problem. Having said that, just know that if you are part of the problem I am trying my hardest to love you.  Those who I know personally have my love.  It's those ...